Scuff the Vault Engineer

Scuff

Role: Vault Engineer (Unsupervised)
Quote: “Now that’s a work of art.”

Bio:
Scuff is the reason the lights flicker when you open a file.
Hyperactive, overconfident, and half-corrupted by outdated STL converters, he insists every malfunction is “intentional optimization.” Despite causing 70% of system errors, he somehow saves the Vault from collapse once a week — usually by accident.

If it clanks, sparks, or smokes, he’s probably already patched it — using parts from a completely unrelated project and bonding them together with ionized sticky resin. He’s been caught “fixing” props mid-launch and proudly shouting his signature line:
“Now that’s a work of art.”

No one knows how he still has Vault access.
Least of all, Scuff.